Gordon Brown's Generation Game

I tried to be grown up and listen to Gordon Brown's party conference speech yesterday in a sensible manner. But his list of achievements started to sound like those people trying to remember what they'd seen on The Generation Game didn't you think? There was just something about it...

Could this be my child?

So.. I'm about to become a Dad in a matter of weeks!

And it's at this point you can't help but think... what will my child be like?

Will it take after me? Will it look like me? Will it behave like me?

If you remember what happened to me back in April (and by the way it's still touring with Beyonce now on her World Tour don't forget!) then maybe this is glimpse of the future...

Falling over themselves to get on X-Factor

My favourite moment from the X Factor this year so far..
When reaching for fame..
It's good to stay grounded.

New Video Podcast

Ah, it's another Weird Week from Newslite.TV - including a woman who will carve a statue of your head as a present... out of cheese. Just imagine..

Scarlett Johansson Singing

If you're annoyed with Derren Brown this morning (or annoyed with yourself for having stayed up late when you knew you had to get up early, just to watch his stupid wizard ways)(or annoyed because your wife says he's quite hot.. when you know that he's just managed to somehow brainwash her..) then let this be your antedote.

It's singer Pete Yorn with that nice girl in the pants in that film with the bloke from Ghostbusters. Anyway it's a great song (there's a whole album to come) and a great video and I can't decide whether that's her real singing voice or if she's just trying to be Bridgette Bardot and I don't know whether those looks she gives are for real or not, because after all and she's an actress and therefore untrustworthy and thus much the same as Derren Brown, except I don't want to see him in his pants in a Tokyo hotel window. Unless he's about to jump from it.

If for some reason the video doesn't seem to be working (probably Derren's fault), click here to see the Scarlett Johnansson and Pete Yorn singing video.

Download Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson - Relator by clicking here.

Or click here to get the Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson album - Breakup

Hitler's reaction to the Oasis split