Monday, 31 August 2009

Precious Little Error

So, you know when a newspaper prints something in error and they have to make an apology in a later edition... Well, this is from The Sun.

"In an article published under the headline 'Golum joker killed in live rail horror', we incorrectly stated that Julian Brooker, 23, of Brighton, was blown 15ft into the air after accidentally touching a live railway line. His parents have asked us to make clear that he was not turned into a fireball and was not obsessed with the number 23. Julian's mother did not say, during or after the inquest, that her son often got on all fours creeping round the house pretending to be Gollum."


Sunday, 30 August 2009

Cat Litter

We've just bought our cat a new litter box.

I hope he enjoys it more than the cat in the picture on the box itself.

Look at it. That face says "WHAT? NEVER SEEN A CAT POO BEFORE?! Honestly! Leave me alone! Go on! How would you like it if I hung around outside the bathroom door waiting to take post-dump photos of your face?! You're worse than the Paparazzi. You're the Pooparazzi! Honestly, I wouldn't sleep well tonight if I were you, you might wake up with a dead mouse in your ear. Besides, I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you..."